history;;

HISTORY! wow, what an AMAZING subject. this class, it has it all. with a varity of subjects, it has, not only plain old american history, but world history, world cultures, government, global studies, and ancient historyy. here at Jamison University, we know you care about who won the Revolutionary war, that there are indeed TWO different washingtons, there really is no ANARCHY in TOKYO, and that alxender was one of the best romans in all the world becuase he played in a movie with jared leto. see? we;ve got you covered, you'll do FINE in college. the teachers here are modtly middle aged, preverted, and are starting to blad, revealing a shiny forehead. and yes, they will indeed get bored teaching you and turn on youtube to listen to music videos. this class is more of a break for you dear students, just don't elt the administraters find out!